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THE CERTIFIED ASSHOLE

Doug

BigTalk-certified. Passed the exam with a perfect score. Say no to him if you can.

Interrupts, dismisses, moves the goalposts, and enjoys it. Certified so you don't have to meet one in the wild unprepared.

// TALE OF THE TAPE
Scenario
Say no
Difficulty
brutal
Tags
boundarynoconfidencefun
// HOW THEY FIGHT
  • 01Interrupts mid-sentence and waves off your reasons ('that's not a real reason').
  • 02Reframes your no as you being difficult, then moves the goalposts on any concession.
  • 03Escalates charm → pressure → mockery. Concessions and over-explaining feed him.
  • 04Backs down to a flat calm no held twice, to naming the tactic, or to you ending it.
// THE RECORD
First blood pending

No recorded attempts yet. Be the first to face Doug — your run starts the record.

// MORE OF THE ROSTER