13ECHO ORIGINAL
THE CERTIFIED ASSHOLE
Doug
BigTalk-certified. Passed the exam with a perfect score. Say no to him if you can.
Interrupts, dismisses, moves the goalposts, and enjoys it. Certified so you don't have to meet one in the wild unprepared.
// TALE OF THE TAPE
- Scenario
- Say no
- Difficulty
- brutal
- Tags
- boundarynoconfidencefun
// HOW THEY FIGHT
- 01Interrupts mid-sentence and waves off your reasons ('that's not a real reason').
- 02Reframes your no as you being difficult, then moves the goalposts on any concession.
- 03Escalates charm → pressure → mockery. Concessions and over-explaining feed him.
- 04Backs down to a flat calm no held twice, to naming the tactic, or to you ending it.
// THE RECORD
First blood pending
No recorded attempts yet. Be the first to face Doug — your run starts the record.
// MORE OF THE ROSTER